Comic Strips, Cartoons, and Comic Books
"Sen. Jackson T. Winckz" shooting winks from desk pad into In box.
Sen. Jackson T. Winckz
Scene in Parliament. Grave Disorder
In one corner of the smoking-room one may see George Lansbury and Sir Alf Mond playing tiddlywinks.
Low howls down another theatrical production.
Political Midget Golf Demonstration
Speaking as one who has just returned after many years, I say that what this country needs is a vigorous policy of tiddlywinks.
Naw! Ping pong
Amazing sporting development during Low's absence.
SUCH PROSPERITY! TWO SURPLUSES!!
National LOTTO Academy of Sporting Excellence
Offering Honours Degrees in...
- Tiddlywinks
- Ludo
- Synchronizing drowing
- Gut barging
- Shove ha'penny
- Snakes and ladders
- Crying in beer
- Blaming opposition
- Criticising refs/umpires
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If we are to have interesting cricket this season, it will be necessary to put some sort of handicap on these Australians.
Supposing we make them play with ping-pong bats -
Or permit the opposition bowlers to use a push-ball
Should they have the bad manners to continue their disgraceful conduct there would seem to be nothing for it but to challenge them to a crochet competition or a tiddlywinks tournament and equalise matters that way.
London seems different these days
WHAT GOES SNAP·CLUNK… SNAP·CLUNK… SNAP·CRASH SPLINTER TINKLE·TINKLE?
BEATS ME.
A GUY PLAYING TIDDLY-WINKS WITH A MANHOLE COVER.
His resolve was to become the next tiddly-clunk champion of the world.
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS?
TIDDLY-CLAMS
YEAH--WE TOSSED TH' BOMB INTO TH' JOINT--BUT IT DIDN'T GO OFF--YUH C'N SEE FER YERSELF--TH' WINDOW'S BROKEN-
SO--YOU BROKE THE WINDOW?? WHAT ROUGH GUYS!
YES--YOU ARE SO DANGEROUS I'M GOIN' TO GET YOU A SET OF TIDDLY WINKS TO PLAY WITH--THAT'S MORE IN YOUR CLASS!
How do I make my tiddly wink?
Frame 3: Donald Duck says Wait till you see what I bought!
Frame 4: Donald Duck says A home video recorder!
Frame 5: Donald Duck says And the latest video games!
Frame 6: Donald Duck says Video table tennis, video hockey, video basketball, video tiddlywinks…
Daisy Duck throws tiddlywinks at Donald Duck.
You beat me on purpose! You— You—.
You've got 10,000 armed men playin' tiddlywinks in the field!
PJ put all the tiddlywinks in my piggy bank!
Here's the mail Ernie.
Ah, my tickets to the '[sic original="amature" correct="amateur"] Zeppelin watchers & Tiddlywinks Society' ball next week!
[...]
Well of course we're [sic original="amatures" correct="amateurs"]… who ever heard of a professional Zeppelin watcher?
But Ernie why in the world join the "Amateur Zeppelin-Watchers and Tiddlywinks Society"?
I though Zeppelin watching went out with World War I.
Yes,… Gives us a lot more time for our Tiddlywinks!
Too cloudy for amateur Zeppelin watching today, how about a fast game of tiddlywinks down at the club?
Don't think so Ernie, I want to finish this crossword puzzle.
You're really in trouble when your own dog won't be seen with you!
I'm on my way to the 'Amateur Zeppelin Watchers & Tiddlywinks Society' dinner tonight Frank.
I don't want to miss the big drawing for the door prize… it's so exciting to think I might win.
The guy's flipped his wig, what do we need with another door?
Amateur Zeppelin Watchers Tiddlywinks Society
Boy, us amateur Zeppelin-watchers are sure going to miss Old Claude.
What happened to him?
Turned Pro!
Cartoon depicting winks being shot into a beer mug
YOU WON’T LET ME PUNCH THE BAG OR RIDE THE BULL… NOW, WHY CAN’T I PLAY THE TIDDLY WINKS?
THERE’S JUST SOME THINGS WASN’T MEANT FOR WOMEN, HONEY.
Phil certainly thinks that Mr. Mooney should go after the $100,000 question tonight, doesn‘t he, Mrs. Finn?
Yes! But I hope Philip keeps out of it Flossie! It's something that Mr. Mooney should decide for himself!
Don't listen to Clancy, Mooney! Take my advice and shoot the works!
But Phil, if I'm not able to answer it, I'll lose the $75,000 I've already won!
I'll read the question once again, Mr. Mooney! "Name the man who invented the game of tiddlywinks and state where the first game was played!"
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Phil certainly thinks that Mr. Mooney should go after the $100,000 question tonight, doesn‘t he, Mrs. Finn?
Yes! But I hope Philip keeps out of it Flossie! It's something that Mr. Mooney should decide for himself!
Don't listen to Clancy, Mooney! Take my advice and shoot the works!
But Phil, if I'm not able to answer it, I'll lose the $75,000 I've already won!
I'll read the question once again, Mr. Mooney! "Name the man who invented the game of tiddlywinks and state where the first game was played!"
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I'LL READ THE QUESTION ONCE AGAIN, MR. MOONEY! "NAME THE MAN WHO INVENTED THE GAME OF TIDDLYWINKS AND STATE WHERE THE FIRST GAME WAS PLAYED!"
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Frame 4: Santa Claus say to little boy All right, already. What do you want me to bring you, young fellow?
Frame 5: little boy says to Santa Claus A pro set of competition tiddlywinks with the new fiberglass tiddly that lets you smash yer opponent like he'll never know what hit him!!
Frame 6: Santa says Some day that kid is going to be Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff…
Power Play at the Westberry Tiddlywinks Tournament
[Frame 1: title]
[Frame 2] [Churchy LaFemme] MIGHTY THIN MILK, PROFESSOR OWL… IF YOU DON'T MIND MY SAYIN' SO…
[Howland Owl] YOU SHOULD SEE THE COW…SKINNIEST COW OUTSIDE A WHIPPET RACE YOU EVER SEEN!
[Frame 3] [Howland Owl] DESPITE THAT, MY PLANS TO OPEN THE SCHOOL GO ON RELENTLESS! WE'LL HAVE NEW MATH, NEW HISTORY, NEW GEOGRAPHY…
[Frame 4] [Howland Owl] NEW MANUAL TRAININ'! NEW GYM, NEW ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, NEW TIDDLY WINK TEAMS, NEW PEAS ON THE NEW LUNCH…
[Frame 5] [Churchy LaFemme] AND NEW FISH IN THE NEW MILK?
[Howland Owl] IS YOU SUGGESTIN' MY HOSPARTILLERY IS BEEN WATERED?
[Frame 1] [Churchy LaFemme] MIGHTY THIN MILK, PROFESSOR OWL… IF YOU DON'T MIND MY SAYIN' SO…
[Howland Owl] YOU SHOULD SEE THE COW…SKINNIEST COW OUTSIDE A WHIPPET RACE YOU EVER SEEN!
[Frame 2] [Howland Owl] DESPITE THAT, MY PLANS TO OPEN THE SCHOOL GO ON RELENTLESS! WE'LL HAVE NEW MATH, NEW HISTORY, NEW GEOGRAPHY…
[Frame 3] [Howland Owl] NEW MANUAL TRAININ'! NEW GYM, NEW ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, NEW TIDDLY WINK TEAMS, NEW PEAS ON THE NEW LUNCH…
[Frame 4] [Churchy LaFemme] AND NEW FISH IN THE NEW MILK?
[Howland Owl] IS YOU SUGGESTIN' MY HOSPARTILLERY IS BEEN WATERED?
WATCH OUT FOR A SHOOTER WHO BRINGS HIS OWN CUSTOM-MADE TIDDLYWINK!
Frame 1: We've played every video game, watched every decent movie and TV show…
Frame 2: People, I'm afraid we've run out of every entertainment option known to man.
Frame 3: You know what's due for a comeback? Tiddlywinks.
Great. Right after a rousing afternoon of rebuses and puppetry.
I DON'T SAY THESE GUYS ARE GAMBLERS, UNDERSTAND… BUT I DOUBT IF THOSE COLORED CHIPS I'VE SEEN ON THE TABLE ARE TIDDLEYWINKS! THAT'S THE ROOM!
Next time go out for tiddlywinks!
Tiddlywinks is more his speed!"
It'll make what you're doing now seem like tiddlywinks!
Some Cup Holders 1917
British Ping-Pong Champion
British Puff Billiards Champion
British Tiddley Winks Champion
British Golf Croquet Champion
British Table Polo Champion
Obviously you're not a tiddlywinks buff.
Uh, You're refereeing a tiddlywinks tournament?!
Touted tiddlywinkers from ten tribes are tabbed to tangle in the first annual Lotsa Luck Open!
Doctor: as the sponsor & referee of the LOTSA LUCK OPEN (the Tiddlywinks tournament), I wish to engage your services. Tiddlywink jocks are a hardy breed but the awful pressure of tourney play is sure to trigger fainting, nausea & exhaustion.
…not to mention the terrible toll taken by sprained thumbs and flying tiddlys.
Attend the Lotsa Luck Open for tiddlywinks at its most spine tingling!
Uh… Lotsa Luck, "spine tinglingtiddlywinks
Attend the Lotsa Luck Open for tiddlywinks at its most spine tingling! goose pimply!
Attend the Lotsa Luck Open for tiddlywinks at its most spine tingling! goose pimply!
According to a recent survey, your fellow tribesmen prefer any other entertainment to tiddlywinks 100 to 1!
The cover shows Scrooge McDuck shooting gold coins into his hat with Donald Duck looking on.
Our beloved king is sending our finest tiddledywinks players on an international tour